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Aliens kidnap eighty year old woman from the Bronx
 
May 01, 2008. New York. Last night, an eighty year old woman from the Bronx was kidnapped by aliens. Neighbors reported the police that they have seen a large starship not to be compared with a human built one. It was very flat, like a fluke, had a round shape and gave strange noises, just like a vacuum cleaner. Mike Donald, one of the witnesses told a reporter that there has been a very large and bright beam that transported Judy Tingle into the starship. „She didn‘t even wake up. I just felt as if I was participating in an action movie. When I looked up once again, the starcraft was gone already. Everything was over so fast”, Mr Donald reported.
 
In several other districts across the United States, people reported seeing a UFO. Ronald O‘Neil from San Diego even declared that he had seen one of the extraterrestrial life forms. „They were pretty small and looked like little piglets with green skin. Even the sounds they made were similar”, he said.
 
The extraterrestrial life forms seem to have come in peace as they didn‘t harm anybody. Judy Tingle was brought back home the next day, feeling nice and fresh, just like a young girl. She told everyone that she had the best time of her life. Although her skin is green now, too.
 
„I‘m really happy to be back, but I‘d like to thank the aliens for giving me vitality and strength. I can live with a green-colored skin. Hopefully the cute little piglets will visit me once again so I can offer them some coffee”, Mrs Tingle said with a smile in her face.
 

SW - Spoof

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